I’m A Slytherin on Pottermore!

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dingoinnuendo:

“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.

gallifrey-feels:

YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.

I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?

STOP COMPLAINING. 

#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW

When you think about it, this explains Hermione.

(Source: ofpotterandwho, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)